Laughs & Gaffs

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The following are replies made to members of Mariachi Pasion, after being asked "Is there a selection you'd like to hear this evening"?

• Do you know Edelweiss?
• Do you know any Busta Ryhmes?
• Now are all you girls sisters?
• Do you know any Bon Jovi?
• Are you all Mexicans?
• Do you know the Canadian National Anthem?
• Do you know "Oh Danny Boy"?
• Do you know the Michigan Fight Song?
• Do you s-p-e-a-k E-n-g-l-i-s-h?
• Do you know "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head"?
• Do you know the Yellow Rose of Texas?
• What part of México are y'all from?
• Do you know anything from Evita?
• Hey do you know any Aerosmith...We're from New Jersey?
• Do you know any show tunes?
• Do you know any Michael Jackson?
• We had just finished playing "Un Rinconcito en El Cielo"...a gentleman asked, "Hey was that the Flintstones?"
• Can you play Feliz Navidad? ...It was July....
• Do you know any Tupac?
• Are you girls all related?
• Do you know any Stevie Nicks?
• Do you know any of the themes from any Clint Eastwood films?
• Do you know any "N Synch"?
• Are you all form Mexico City?
• Do you know "Stairway to Heaven?"
• Can you guys play "She Bangs"?
• Do you know any Metallica?
• I'm really not into the Mexican thing...
• Do you know Take me out to the Ball Game??
• Do you know any Beyonce?... How about Usher...
• Do you know any Snoop Dog . . . Don't you know "Big Pun"?
• Do you know "Tickle My Tummy"?
• I heard Led Zepplin was a Mexican.... You do know Stairway to Heaven Don't You?
• Can you play something that will stimulate my wife?
• Do you know Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star?
• Do you know "Do you know the way to San Jose?"
• Do you know "Baby Got Back?"
• I like your outfits... Ohhh... Look at those mariachi girls. They're watching the basketball game...
• Can you sing us song from the Alamo?
• Do you know any songs about asparagus?
• Do you know Disco Inferno? ...We sang “I Will Survive"...
• Do you know the Ohio State fight song?
• I know you don’t know any Garth Brooks... We sang “Friends in Low Places”... The table was thrilled...
• We come all the way from Conneticut to hear you girls! We don't know what you're saying, but you make it sound beautiful! Is anyone single?
• Are you lovely ladies all one family?
•  One of the mariachi girls had gone on vacation and offered to sing a song with a mariachi trio that was performing at a very nice Mexican food restaurant. As she was singing, Como Quien Pierde Un Estrella (a song about losing the love of one’s life) one of the restaurants other guests leans into the young lady’s male companion and says, “Hey buddy - looks like you better be popping the big question tonight!”
• After listening to one of the girls sing Solamente Una Vez a young man of 85 was so overcome with emotion that he planted a big WET kiss on the cheek of the singer!
• (Translation) - The men (male mariachi's) should learn to sing from their hearts like you ladies!
• Your body is beautiful - it's shaped like a guitar. Can I strum it?
• You girls are so beautiful and talented. Can you do that topless?
• Are you tuned? Guapa answers, "Yes." No, I mean your G string.
• When one of the musicians asked if the patron wanted a song...he replied, "Did you say you wanted to sit on my lap?"
• One of the musicians asked a male patron if he would hum a few lines from a song so we could figure out what key the song was in...the reply was. "Ok, sure, you can have the key to my room."